Captain Cave Woman Sitcom Pilot…

She had super long nappy hair… In a bear skin cave woman coverings… With a club dragging on the ground and a pterodactyl leg in her hand… 

Mutating into a genius dental assistant with a great life… 

Unfortunately she hated the rat race and were much happier with one eyebrow…
She’s so stressed with everything that she grew her own penis and impregnated herself… 
And the world becomes filled with girls just like her except they are asexual and they reproduce without sex. And they create new religions and over throw countries 
And wage war with men. 
Men say fuck it and leave the planet… 
And then the women go nuts cause their appliances break and they can’t fix their roofs…. 
So they travel to the man planet and kidnap a few men to create slaves. 
They reproduce with the men and create more slaves… But the women feel a sense of love for their child and the family unit begins to look appealing again… Creating chaos and division amongst the women man haters and the mother man fuckers… 
Mean while the men are still happy with the hookers they kidnapped and breed as necessary. 
Every once in a while we cut from the woman drama and backstabbing story line to the man planet partying like it’s 1999…
Copyright 2011 FMA 

 

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